24 Jul 2014 22:23 | 284,989 notes | Reblog
"Ok so why the fuck….."

Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)

24 Jul 2014 22:22 | 30,921 notes | Reblog

we-are-all-hobbits:

my top ten problems right now:

1- I am not at comic con

2- I cant go to comic con

3- I am unable to go to comic con

4- I dont have a chance to go to comic con

5- Comic con doesnt contain me

6- I am not at comic con

7- I AM NOT AT COMIC CON

8-  I AM NOT AT COMIC CON

9- I AM NOT AT COMIC CON

10- I AM NOT AT COMIC CON

(P.S: I cant go to comic con)

24 Jul 2014 22:05 | 9,920 notes | Reblog

roahnari:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

an ancient and terrible curse.

Oglaf makes my fucking life better.

24 Jul 2014 21:55 | 22,101 notes | Reblog

"He speaks like 13 languages. It’s like what!?! I hate you!"

24 Jul 2014 11:40 | 341,731 notes | Reblog

vullpiix:

can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

Men are literally the opposite. I can be like hey I like your shirt and they’ll be like “HEY! No homo man. I ain’t gay.”

24 Jul 2014 11:40 | 92,661 notes | Reblog

So my boyfriend did a thing.

hellochameleon:

My boyfriend of over 2 years sent me a game over skype. He said he wants to try and make Pokemon games since I play them so much. I opened it up and was super excited.

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It seemed really well done and was super ready to start on my adventure!

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He left a lot of cute…

24 Jul 2014 11:39 | 43,684 notes | Reblog

thegingermullet:

Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.

24 Jul 2014 11:38 | 167,805 notes | Reblog

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

24 Jul 2014 11:35 | 426,673 notes | Reblog

asongstress:

timelordparadise:

feeblethekey:

whateverdoubleloserr:

chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

This went to a great place. 

24 Jul 2014 11:35 | 487,501 notes | Reblog

thepunkrocker:

thescentofsouls:

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD