01 Oct 2014 09:40 | 33,929 notes | Reblog

barkharley:

IT IS THE FIRST OF OCTOBER

IT IS TIME

TIME FOR SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

01 Oct 2014 09:39 | 27,098 notes | Reblog

itsanexperimentjohn:

I love how the cat looks at him in the first gif like “What, you think that’s impressive?”

01 Oct 2014 09:39 | 652,395 notes | Reblog

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

01 Oct 2014 09:38 | 336,787 notes | Reblog

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

01 Oct 2014 09:37 | 402,437 notes | Reblog

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

01 Oct 2014 09:34 | 212,090 notes | Reblog

neometalfaggot:

when ur mum looks through ur stuff without permission

image

01 Oct 2014 09:26 | 129,720 notes | Reblog

lesbiangrandmas:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

SOURCES
HERE

01 Oct 2014 09:22 | 87,311 notes | Reblog

kokoopa:

kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

let’s play a game.

it’s called, ‘guess who’s straight and who’s not”.

01 Oct 2014 09:22 | 591 notes | Reblog
anothermindpalace:

andrewscottt:

Andrew Scott will play King Louis in The Hollow Crown, alongside Benedict Cumberbatch. 

*screams*

anothermindpalace:

andrewscottt:

Andrew Scott will play King Louis in The Hollow Crown, alongside Benedict Cumberbatch. 

*screams*

01 Oct 2014 09:18 | 49,790 notes | Reblog
  • Teacher: What are you going to do after college?
  • Senior: I don't know.
  • Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?
  • Senior: I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.